I’ve been on a roll with cleaning house as of late, and have turned up all kinds of treasures from the past.  My most recent find was some old school newspapers from my Junior High days.  I was on staff with the school paper and wrote an advice column under the name of Ann Slanders.  Even back then, I was a huge goof. It was my job to bring some comic relief to the pages of the Lance and Shield, so I responded to...